Galt may have taken the much maligned Animal SVU post down for his own well considered reasons, but I never concede an inch to hysterical censoring lemmings.
Catamitebastard, nanahatey, MiddleAgedWomanBlogging, M B, mjay, latethink, Kind of Blue, trig palin and the rest of you who hopped on board the crazy witch burning blog banning train without even watching the videos can suck it.
You read that correctly. They and however many anonymous others flagged a post without even watching the videos that made up the content.
This site has hosted and given Editor's Picks to essays that describe sexual acts in all their moist detail. Essays that would be shoo-ins for the Penthouse Forum. The 16 Most Overrated Sexual Acts of All Time is the most read blog for the past three days, has 145 ratings and counting which makes it the top rated of all time here and was an Editor's Pick featured on the front page. I routinely post gratuitous nudity and so do others here.
Not all writing, poetry, photography, videos and art are sublime. Much is mundane. Even more is low brow. But all has the right to exist despite attempts to censor.
So for the perpetual enjoyment of that intolerant, small minded, puritanical flag brigade, here are the Youtubes you found so offensive.
I won't ever delete them, you censoring cunt ratfinks.
You people need to grow up and get over yourselves.
Flag away, you anti-freedom toads.
"Shit, piss, fuck, cunt, cocksucker, motherfucker, and tits."
Ignorant people like you are what is wrong with this country.
Gratuitous Nudity:
For Odetteroulette one fur lined jock strap:
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Well said, albeit a bit differently than I might have worded it...but well said, nonetheless.
Those underwear look extraordinarily uncomfortable.
How happy am I that I stayed out of this whole thing?
How happy am I that I stayed out of this whole thing?
Just doing my part to keep Open open.
I have no room to talk about obscenity after saying "Fuck" fourteen times in my last post. 15 if you count "chinga".
I'm thumbifying this for the BIcycle Race BIcycle Race, I want a BIcycle.... RACE! ::ring, ring!::
I'm thumbifying this for the BIcycle Race BIcycle Race, I want a BIcycle.... RACE! ::ring, ring!::
I love that tattoo
It's called a jock strap. Just for you I'll post a fur lined one. More comfortable than a banana hammock, but not as good as boxers.
If you go to the site where I found the race photo, you will see a real treat. Some technically talented person animated the asses so they wiggle and jiggle.
Go look. You know you want to:
http://etniesbmx.com/site-images/news/article/bikers2.gif
If you go to the site where I found the race photo, you will see a real treat. Some technically talented person animated the asses so they wiggle and jiggle.
Go look. You know you want to:
http://etniesbmx.com/site-images/news/article/bikers2.gif
That gif is hilarious!
I saw Jim's original post and missed the firestorm around it. It seemed routine, if you've ever had a pet. They do that kind of nonsense. Nothing offensive, just silly.
I'm all for freedom of speech here. A horny rabbit isn't going to stop the world.
I'm all for freedom of speech here. A horny rabbit isn't going to stop the world.
That horny rabbit was not only stopping the world, it was "disgusting," "vile beyond belief," "animal cruelty in the sickest form," "sickness of a very self-perpetuated sort," "gross and sick," and I could keep pulling the quotes from the comment thread advocating Galt be flagged, but I think you get the point.
Animals dry humping other animals is just too shocking for any of us to witness.
The lemming brigade must save us!
Animals dry humping other animals is just too shocking for any of us to witness.
The lemming brigade must save us!
I find it amazing, how often others ASSUME they know what's best for everyone.
Instead of clicking away from the post, they must save OS.
Gawd...
Instead of clicking away from the post, they must save OS.
Gawd...
I just saw the best phrase over at another blog:
"Animal Sex makes Baby Jesus Cry"
I am thinking about stealing it and changing the title.
"Animal Sex makes Baby Jesus Cry"
I am thinking about stealing it and changing the title.
I don't like you. We will never be friends. I don't like your comments, your POV.
But I am so with you on this. Will man any barricade gladly with you, to defend our right to post what adults know to be true.
Whaa, animal sex makes baby jesus cry. Well, Christ in a bucket, grow the fuck up people. This is adult swim. And if you don't ike horny rhinos or whatever, don't. read. the post.
Maturity 101. American as apple pie, and every other kind of pie. mmmm, pie.
Good one, Behind. Very very good.
But I am so with you on this. Will man any barricade gladly with you, to defend our right to post what adults know to be true.
Whaa, animal sex makes baby jesus cry. Well, Christ in a bucket, grow the fuck up people. This is adult swim. And if you don't ike horny rhinos or whatever, don't. read. the post.
Maturity 101. American as apple pie, and every other kind of pie. mmmm, pie.
Good one, Behind. Very very good.
Greg, well done comment, bud. Seriously
I've never agreed with you either, but I give kudos for your comment here.
I've never agreed with you either, but I give kudos for your comment here.
Greg is the creator of "Animal Sex Makes Baby Jesus Cry" and I have stolen it as it makes superior copy.
How disappointing. I'd have thought there'd be some vids here of dogs fucking cats.
Anyway, what a lovely mask you have! But...Mr. Behind Blue Eyes... Have you ever considered a career in art films?
Anyway, what a lovely mask you have! But...Mr. Behind Blue Eyes... Have you ever considered a career in art films?
cool.
No dogs fucking cats here, but if you want I'll toss up some YouTubes of monkeys masturbating and giving each other head. I ran across them rounding up the Galt videos. Nothing you can't see on the Animal Planet channel or at the zoo. Just let me know.
Well said.
I do what I can with my meager skills. Not everyone has the ultimate guide to orgasm in their repertoire.
I did not get what the whole to-do was about. Animals in heat? Anyway, don't like it, go to another post. Thanks for keeping the can opener around.
I do have to say that I enjoy CatamiteB.'s writing and I understand that different people have different tastes. CatamiteBastard seems to be a good, sensitive, talented and kind person and I respect his opinion. But I also believe JimGalt has the right to post what he did, regardless of whether or not it was in good taste. JimGalt broke no law that I know of.
For me, I get upset over blood and violence. I would have been offended by a bum fight video, or something that shows or living things being hurt. A video of a beating is more bothersome to me, morally, and is more criminal than videos of animals doing what animals do. I don't see the videos Jim posted as being meant to be some sort of turn on, like some people felt. I don't know how people could get turned on by that. Weird. But that's just my opinion.
Freedom of speech is the issue and I'd rather have it, than not.
For me, I get upset over blood and violence. I would have been offended by a bum fight video, or something that shows or living things being hurt. A video of a beating is more bothersome to me, morally, and is more criminal than videos of animals doing what animals do. I don't see the videos Jim posted as being meant to be some sort of turn on, like some people felt. I don't know how people could get turned on by that. Weird. But that's just my opinion.
Freedom of speech is the issue and I'd rather have it, than not.
I will take my beating from the guy in the boots. I will PM you with my address so you can send him on over.
More like animals humping other animals just as they'll hump your leg if given a chance. No heat required to inspire that behavior.
I have no idea why the lemmings felt the need to flag. It was like Catamitebastard was in heat and they all went running after him without thinking. Classic mob behavior. All they needed was pitchforks and torches.
I also like Catamitebastard's writing, but that doesn't mean I am going to flag someone's blog because of his irrational reaction. He dropped me from his friend's list for not going along with him.
Notice that nanahatey and Kind of Blue, the two OSers who led the cyber bullying charge against alleged cyber stalker Peter L, were right there calling for Galt's head. Leopards don't change their spots.
I doubt anyone was turned on by the humping animals. That Catamitebastard and his lemmings even brought that up is also telling.
I don't want to beat anyone. People need to think about Open being open before they flag. Several people who initially flagged Galt at Catamitebastard's request ended up apologizing to Galt for getting suckered and not taking the time to view the videos before reacting.
I have no idea why the lemmings felt the need to flag. It was like Catamitebastard was in heat and they all went running after him without thinking. Classic mob behavior. All they needed was pitchforks and torches.
I also like Catamitebastard's writing, but that doesn't mean I am going to flag someone's blog because of his irrational reaction. He dropped me from his friend's list for not going along with him.
Notice that nanahatey and Kind of Blue, the two OSers who led the cyber bullying charge against alleged cyber stalker Peter L, were right there calling for Galt's head. Leopards don't change their spots.
I doubt anyone was turned on by the humping animals. That Catamitebastard and his lemmings even brought that up is also telling.
I don't want to beat anyone. People need to think about Open being open before they flag. Several people who initially flagged Galt at Catamitebastard's request ended up apologizing to Galt for getting suckered and not taking the time to view the videos before reacting.
You had me at the Parental Advisory. Forewarend is forearmed forever. If someone is warned that a particular content maybe offensive, and they still proceed that's just too bad.
And it doesn't have to be a billboard warning. It could be simple cues that even the most simple-minded can catch.
What I don't like is when I'm bush-whacked into something. This goes for porno, religion, business, etc. Be upfront. While they may not agree with you, at least, they will appreciate your honesty.
BTW, tell puzzle girl I have her missing piece. (couldn't resist, a keyboard is a dangerous thing)
Rated 4 Warning
And it doesn't have to be a billboard warning. It could be simple cues that even the most simple-minded can catch.
What I don't like is when I'm bush-whacked into something. This goes for porno, religion, business, etc. Be upfront. While they may not agree with you, at least, they will appreciate your honesty.
BTW, tell puzzle girl I have her missing piece. (couldn't resist, a keyboard is a dangerous thing)
Rated 4 Warning
People were really offended by this? Why? Seriously???? Hey, as far as I'm concerned, what happens between consenting animals (including humans) is none of my business. There's no abuse in any of these videos, no one is being harmed, and there's absolutely nothing offensive. Newsflash... animals (including humans) have sex drives! Oooohhhhh.....
BBE...Still The Best!
Yes, people were so offended they were writing Sloan and Zerry to complain in addition to flagging. It takes puritanical to new heights.
Puzzle girl is rather outstanding. I was trying to find artistic nudity as a theme and she was one of several excellent nudes that popped up on a body painting site. I know the bike race isn't terribly artistic, but the ass wiggling in the gif was too good to pass up. I am disappointed the animation did not transfer to the blog and highly recommend you check it out in all it's glory:
http://etniesbmx.com/site-images/news/article/bikers2.gif
Puzzle girl is rather outstanding. I was trying to find artistic nudity as a theme and she was one of several excellent nudes that popped up on a body painting site. I know the bike race isn't terribly artistic, but the ass wiggling in the gif was too good to pass up. I am disappointed the animation did not transfer to the blog and highly recommend you check it out in all it's glory:
http://etniesbmx.com/site-images/news/article/bikers2.gif
I just didn't want silly animal videos and the ensuing puritanical hysteria my top rated posts, which they were quickly becoming with 16 ratings each and growing.
Eventually even controversy becomes a bore. Then you have a lot of people pointing out how uncreative it was to post videos, as if I have something to learn from them about creativity, when most of the writers here only have two kinds of articles anyway - criticizing Republicans or praising Obama. Eventually it gets redundant.
Preaching to the converted as if it were heroic or novel as opposed to just sad and unoriginal.
Eventually even controversy becomes a bore. Then you have a lot of people pointing out how uncreative it was to post videos, as if I have something to learn from them about creativity, when most of the writers here only have two kinds of articles anyway - criticizing Republicans or praising Obama. Eventually it gets redundant.
Preaching to the converted as if it were heroic or novel as opposed to just sad and unoriginal.
I'm thrilled you posted those videos. It exposed a ton Osers I never would have guessed were puritans. It also introduced me to good eggs like ablonde. Plus while finding your videos today I ran across many other Youtubes of biological interest like those real monkeys spanking the monkey and elephant dong videos.
I'm not going to say bad things about catamitebastard because he is a friend of mine, even if I didn't support him in this. I was more shocked at the mob response -- I would have thought anyone belonging to a writers' site would have viewed at least one of the vids -- than anything else that happened. I think it shows how quickly things can go sideways, and how vigilant we need to be in making up our own minds on the basis of the FACTS. rated
I am writing to you as a member of the Anal Antidefamation Association (AAA, pronounced "Ah! Ah! Ah!" to distinguish us from those car people) to object to your use of the phrase, "stick it up your collective asses." We wish to point out that rewarding foolish people with pleasure only incites them to greater foolishness.
We suggest instead, you threaten deprivation using lines such as, "I will not ride your chocolate escalator so long as it leads to the censorship department" or "No more hiding your sausage in my rock hard buns until you return my First Amendment rights."
Beyond that, we applaud your forthright attitude, and invite you to stick it up our collective ass any time it is convenient for you to do so. Feel free to bring your rabbit.
We suggest instead, you threaten deprivation using lines such as, "I will not ride your chocolate escalator so long as it leads to the censorship department" or "No more hiding your sausage in my rock hard buns until you return my First Amendment rights."
Beyond that, we applaud your forthright attitude, and invite you to stick it up our collective ass any time it is convenient for you to do so. Feel free to bring your rabbit.
Anything with a point of view is going to offend someone's sensibilities somewhere. That's a sad fact o' life.
You know just because mumbletypeg tells me to make a carrot garden and I do, and because Ardee gives me a recipe for roasted roots and I make them, and because I look at a page full of stupid videos and then make a one-line comment agreeing with catamitebastard because it was late at night DOES NOT MAKE ME A LEMMING. No one on this site gives me the least bit of attention which is fine with me because I like to read stuff more than write it, but I say one wrong thing and I'm labeled for life as a lemming. You'd better quit. I'm becoming VERY UPSET. Just kidding--cunt, lemming, call me what you like. If I minded I wouldn't keep reading it. Wooohoooo, more attention!!! Yaayyyy for me!
James Thurber had a short story where the human asked the lemmings why they were all jumping off the cliff. The lemmings asked the human why they weren't.
Anybody remember good old Volatire? "I disagree with what you say but I will defend to the death your right to say it"
So in response I say; " (#*(^))))# in your (^#@&* with a *)(*(*($@ so if you don't like it then )(#@**&*&(@$"\\
I dare anybody to edit that or call for it to be taken down.
Long live freedom for the ill-conceived and banal !!!
Anybody remember good old Volatire? "I disagree with what you say but I will defend to the death your right to say it"
So in response I say; " (#*(^))))# in your (^#@&* with a *)(*(*($@ so if you don't like it then )(#@**&*&(@$"\\
I dare anybody to edit that or call for it to be taken down.
Long live freedom for the ill-conceived and banal !!!
I don't know what to say except I want to lump in with the lemmings in support of the strike against the other lemmings for doing what lemmings do.
My husband said something cool though: "The new is always violent." Which means we spend all our lives in nap. We don't like being woken from nap. It's tough.
Now, excuse me while I get some sleep...
My husband said something cool though: "The new is always violent." Which means we spend all our lives in nap. We don't like being woken from nap. It's tough.
Now, excuse me while I get some sleep...
"chinga" means "fuck"? Who knew?
After a tiny semi-skirmish in the taste wars, I stay sidelines. Mostly, though, I take your side, even if it's as a cheerleader. (You should see my pom poms.)
After a tiny semi-skirmish in the taste wars, I stay sidelines. Mostly, though, I take your side, even if it's as a cheerleader. (You should see my pom poms.)
There was a cartoon in Prospect, the British magazine, showing a crowd of lemmings pausing at the cliff's. One is saying: 'Let's wait till we hear what Obama says.'
Chinga tu madre and chupa mi pollo are the two essential spanglish phrases all should know.
Latethink was late in thinking about hopping on the flag wagon. Maybe she'll think quicker next time and not be such a follower. Even better would be an apology for the blogger she abused instead of blaming bad judgment on late hours.
AAA will be real popular on OS.
Again, I was surprised by Catamitebastard's freak out. All those good posts about caring for one's mom and volunteering for food banks do not change the fact that he organized an online lynch mob and hasn't indicated once yet that his actions were ill founded.
Trust Colman to always have the right thing to comment.
Latethink was late in thinking about hopping on the flag wagon. Maybe she'll think quicker next time and not be such a follower. Even better would be an apology for the blogger she abused instead of blaming bad judgment on late hours.
AAA will be real popular on OS.
Again, I was surprised by Catamitebastard's freak out. All those good posts about caring for one's mom and volunteering for food banks do not change the fact that he organized an online lynch mob and hasn't indicated once yet that his actions were ill founded.
Trust Colman to always have the right thing to comment.
speaking of sexual posts, have you seen my latest?
http://open.salon.com/blog/capn_parrotdead/2009/03/02/long_ago_and_far_away
seemed like a good opportunity for shameless blog whoring.
http://open.salon.com/blog/capn_parrotdead/2009/03/02/long_ago_and_far_away
seemed like a good opportunity for shameless blog whoring.
Sorry, can't get into this right now, I need to research lemmings fucking...
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