Sunday: Let's all show off the places we have been through photo essays of increasing boredom. Never mind the excessive carbon footprint of the flights, Now we'll form a big ratings daisy chain and circle jerk each other's posts!
Monday: The bailout is good. The bailout is bad. The bailout is good and bad, but we need it, No, actually we don't need it. Everyone posting on OS seems as clueless as the architects of the bailout. But who cares when you can have glasses like Sarah Palin?
Tuesday: The depression is coming. We're all doomed and going to starve. Quick, start hording oil, flour, rice and beans! Have I mentioned the sky is falling as well? Soon we'll be back to using magazines to wipe our asses. The last thing we'll cancel is Internet service.
Wednesday: We love Michelle Obama. A total girl crush. Just look at her clothes and her smile. She is a REAL woman. She makes us cry with longing. We'd stalk her if we could. The Senate did what today? Was Michelle there? She wasn't? Oh, then yawn.
Thursday: Palin will implode tonight. She is after all a complete hick, idiot, train wreck of a woman who isn't real. But what if she doesn't implode? What if it was all an act? What if she can debate? What is the name of the boring old white guy she's debating again?
Friday: Palin was a phony, scripted, overly prepped robot. We hate that she didn't implode on stage and start speaking in voices. Much gnashing of teeth. Loud proclamations Biden tromped. Issues like the additional 150 billion added to the Bailout bill being voted on by the house today are unimportant compared to our need to express our loathing of THAT woman. WINK.
Monday: The bailout is good. The bailout is bad. The bailout is good and bad, but we need it, No, actually we don't need it. Everyone posting on OS seems as clueless as the architects of the bailout. But who cares when you can have glasses like Sarah Palin?
Tuesday: The depression is coming. We're all doomed and going to starve. Quick, start hording oil, flour, rice and beans! Have I mentioned the sky is falling as well? Soon we'll be back to using magazines to wipe our asses. The last thing we'll cancel is Internet service.
Wednesday: We love Michelle Obama. A total girl crush. Just look at her clothes and her smile. She is a REAL woman. She makes us cry with longing. We'd stalk her if we could. The Senate did what today? Was Michelle there? She wasn't? Oh, then yawn.
Thursday: Palin will implode tonight. She is after all a complete hick, idiot, train wreck of a woman who isn't real. But what if she doesn't implode? What if it was all an act? What if she can debate? What is the name of the boring old white guy she's debating again?
Friday: Palin was a phony, scripted, overly prepped robot. We hate that she didn't implode on stage and start speaking in voices. Much gnashing of teeth. Loud proclamations Biden tromped. Issues like the additional 150 billion added to the Bailout bill being voted on by the house today are unimportant compared to our need to express our loathing of THAT woman. WINK.
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To the O'Fluff-bots of OS: Yes, the delicious irony of this post is that I have yet again created my own little echo chamber. Think about it. You might actually learn something about yourself in the deep dark truthful mirror, but I doubt it.
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