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OCTOBER 31, 2008 4:45PM

Naked Voting 4 Real

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Floridians have it all over Stephanie and MTK. These guys are actually demanding the right to vote nude. Of course, the uptight Florida election officials are trying to deny these brave nudists the right to vote with freely swinging chads. What kill joys.

I expect much more nudity on OS in the future now that all you nudists are coming out of your closets...

Nudists' request for polling place nixed

By Times Staff

Published Thursday, October 30, 2008 10:43 PM


LAND O'LAKES — Go ahead and make your jokes about optical scans.

The nudists at Caliente Resort have asked Pasco County elections officials to set up a clothing-optional polling place for their community.

Brian Corley, Pasco's supervisor of elections, dismissed the request as a publicity stunt.

"I think they're just doing some marketing hype," said Corley, adding he heard there was a news release by Caliente touting its request.

Corley said the request came a few weeks ago, and there's not enough time to set up a new polling place for this election. Even for 2010 would be difficult, he said.

He said he prefers not to create new precincts outside the reapportionment of voting districts every 10 years. (The next one happens in 2012.) Even then, the County Commission would have to approve.

"Polling places, you don't tinker with them before apportionment unless you have to," he said.

Plus there are more practical considerations. Nothing in state law prohibits a nudist polling place, but how would the clerks and deputies wear their badges?

"Even if I was behind what they were asking for — which I explained I am not — it's just too much to ask right now," Corley said.

Caliente residents currently go about two miles north on U.S. 41, to precinct 70 at The Groves clubhouse, to vote.

The resort's spokeswoman did not return a call Thursday evening for comment.

County Commissioner Pat Mulieri, whose central Pasco district includes the resort, doubted the need for a new precinct. Creating a new one would cost money, so there would need to be a good reason to do it, she said.

"They can do absentees," she said. "They can do early voting — I mean, they do leave the place."

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And now as part of my new as of today policy to end every post with nudity:

Halloween Flasher
Pumpkin butt

Comments

Man, that pumpkin shot is just wrong on so many levels. I can't help but notice your tags: hanging chads, indeed!

Lisa, nudity sells here at OS and I have decided to sell out!

I feel a nude pictorial coming on....

Bring it little troll! The freakier the better.

This place needs way more nudity and much less politics.

ouch, the pumpkin, I will never be charmed by a jack o'lantern again.

The pumpkin? What about that wild fur burger?

So was that a tribute to "Bush" and "Pumpkin?" All the campaign
shenanigans have me confused.
Sassy post!

Cathy, this is no tribute. This is my new habit. From now on all my OS posts will include nudity. This I promise to my faithful readers.

Everyone wants to see my feet. I am lucky and wear a size 13.

On the topic of holes and disturbing pumpkins, I highly recommend:

www.pumpkin-porn.com

Oh lord, BBE. I think I'll very carefully not go there.

UK, just do it! There is no "real" nudity and only pumpkins are violated. It is actually funny.

Love the fur burger photo, the pumpkin
butt, not so much. Good work!

A little old timey song for YOU BBE:

Just keep "it" up dum de dum dum
Just keep "it" up dum de dum dum
And see what happens to you!

(can't remember the rest nor the name,
late 50's early 60's)

Google says it is by Lynn Anderson and titled, Just Keep it Up Baby and See What Happens:

One day baby you'll be sorry for the way you make people cry
It's not so funny not really funny one day you'll wake up and realize
Just keep it up just keep it up just keep it up and see what happens
One day you told me oh how you told me things that made me shake inside
And then you kissed me oh how you kissed me then turned around and said you lie
Just keep it up just keep it up just keep it up and see what happenes
Please stop doing the things you're doing I know we can't get along
Your love could learn out one day you'll see and then your heart will belong to me
Just keep it up just keep it up just keep it up and see what happens
Just keep it up just keep it up just keep it up and see what happens
Just keep it up just keep it up just keep it up and see what happens

Perfect! Thanks, Blue Eyes!
They are a littl emroe evolved down there since it was the first state to go nudist. AANR headquarters is down there at Lake Kissimmee. Like I said, we got the government affairs people. It's fun. We do have a good sense of humor.
The pumpkin is fun. Oh the body paints...

rated and glad to come by
So Florida is nude central? Or would that be the capitol of nudity?

I think you need to be giving me big time credit for starting this whole new'd trend. Who would have ever thought it would be me? I have no doubt that every post of yours will have some kind of nude picture at the end. The guy with the pumpkin painting...there's the body painting--is classic.

Okay...enough of the nudity stuff...I read O'Stephanie's nude post before coming over here and gasping over the nude pumpkin pic. I was flooded with emotions: horror, disbelief, shock, pity for the exploited elderly one with the painted buns. Any prior interest in visiting a nude community has completely gone up in smoke. Very few are blessed with the bodies of Greek Gods...the rest are mercifully hidden beneath some clothes. Thank God for that!

I enjoyed the political slant, but the photo was horrid and now so burned into my brain that I'll probably never look at a pumpkin, any pumpkin, in the same way again.

MTK, giving credit where credit is due, I got the balls rolling with the naked pics this week with those vintage shots of Obama's Mama and then there was Stellaa with the naked and not very impressive governator, but roaming around today it looks like Lonnie was baring his buns here at OS long before you and I or even Stellaa ventured into these waters.

But watch the nudity have begun long ago...

Rider, how do you know the buns belong to the elderly?

And I have to warn you that Stephanie will probably be over here giving you a lecture about the beauty of the human form in all of its shapes and sizes.

If you liked that pumpkin butt shot so much, you really need to look over the pumpkin porn.

Well, you got me on that. True true...that Lonnie is a real trail blazer.

But just think! You could blaze the trail for frontal nudity and with a pumpkin on your head.

Blue Eyes,

I might give a lecture on how the human form is not so much beautiful in all its multitudinous forms but at least acceptable. Saw some slides from the fifties at the Willies and everyone was skinny. Now, that is not the case but, you know, its okay. It ain't no beauty contest like I said. Reminds me of a cartoon of two bears looking over a nudist "colony" wall. One says to the other, "Well, I've lost my appetite!"

Yeah, Florida is where it started. Oregon, at the 45th parallel has actually been very politically active. Our current president, John Kinman, is a "Willie's" and a friend of mine. Great guy.

I'm gonna go over and see the pumpkin porn. Vegetable sex is non-fattening.

"I expect much more nudity on OS in the future now that all you nudists are coming out of your closets..."

Ah, BBE, we're way ahead of ya! Perhaps this predates your addition to OS - here 's some recycled nekkidness (nudity AND politics) HERE

Thumbed anyway even though you're wrong about "Just Keep It Up". I was singing that song to myself only the other day. I had it on 45in the 50s and now have it in front of me on CD. It was a hit in spring 1959 for Dee Clark and was written by Otis Blackwell.
See what goodness nudity is? Here it has caused me to learn all sorts of new stuff like the nudists hang in Florida, artfish is part of the nudity cabal and google can steer ya wrong on ancient song lyric origins.

It's official. Behind Blue Eyes is right! My post on nudism topped all my other posts in comments.

Bout time you got out of bed and started answering your mail...

Whoa Buddy!!! What's this 'ancient' ?!! Dee Clark and Otis Blackwell crafted a perfect little masterpiece there that formed part of the rich cultural tapestry (or do I mean travesty?) that was the backdrop to those years when I was in my prime (or was it sub-prime?) and could still 'keep it up'.
If the song is ancient so am I. Let's have no ageism in the sun-dappled liberal groves and bowers of OS. And I thought I was just chronologically challenged. More nudes needed.

Just keep "it" up dum de dum dum
Just keep "it" up dum de dum dum
And see what happens to you!

Actually it's more like pom pom pom pom pompupom

And see what happens

Padraig, You're gonna make me go and listen to it, aren't you?

Being born in the 60s, anything that predates me is ancient and I realize that is a tad ageist, but I think most people think this way. We're all self centered beasts.

'Freely Swinging Chads' - One of the funniest lines I've read in a long time.
Thanks for choking me up laughing.

Well, you don’t have to listen but you might enjoy.

It ain’t Bartok’s string quartets but it’s still art, in its way.

Dee (Delectus) Clark was one of those guys who worked hard for years to get a brief moment of small-scale fame in those innocent days when R&B didn’t mean bling, cocaine and drive-by shootings.

He was pre-Black Power so he had one of those processed, greased pompadours and a pencil-thin moustache.

He sang in that high falsetto which was popular at the time- I read somewhere that that could be traced back to the time when slaves adopted it to appear emasculated and no threat to white men or women.

Dee Clark wasn’t as intense as Jackie Wilson – his falsetto was probably closer to Clyde McPhatter. Apparently Clark could imitate anyone, including Little Richard and Sam Cooke.

As did so many others, he started out singing gospel. He was born in Arkansas bur was raised in Chicago and made his first record in 1952 as one of the Hambone Kids. Their big thing was an ancient dancing rhythm known as Patted Juba which weas later developed by Bo Diddley.

They later transformed into the Kool Gents and had some success in Chicago but no hit records.

His label bosses at Vee Jay thought he was worth a try with some solo outings and he had three reasonable hits with ‘Hey Little Girl’, ‘Raindrops’ and ‘Just Keep It Up’.

It all tailed off after that with intermittent one-off releases for different companies through the 60s and into the early 70s.

There were hopes for ‘Ride a Wild Horse’ in 1975 which generated some disco interest and was a surprise hit in the UK. He got a booking for an international tour and was sent the money for his air ticket. He disappeared with the cash.

He made some kind of living on the oldies circuit but ended up living in a welfare hostel in Toccoa, Georgia. He suffered a heart attack and died on December 7, 1990 at age 52.

As you said, OS is educational.

Singers seem to have tragic lives. I know this is just a perception as many live out lives of contentment, but there are so many famous ones who don't.

Yes, OS is educational. A true study in human nature and all that.

If the wonder that is the internet can produce an listenable file, I will take in the falsetto of Dee Clark.

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