If you have not had the chance to enjoy I Jizzed in MyPants, you can find it here: the Monkey Finger with Gratuitous Nudity
Gratuitous Nudity because too much serious posting about American war crimes can make one dull:
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ummm, I've had a few drinks, and I thought your title said:
"Pucked" in my mouth,
please allow me to explain...
I'm from Vancouver, and the Canucks are doing GREAT in the playoffs, so.... forget it.
Cool full frontal creatives though! Gotta love the artists among us. (as you can tell, I missed the "jizzed in my pants" reference but who cares!!)
:)
duh
"Pucked" in my mouth,
please allow me to explain...
I'm from Vancouver, and the Canucks are doing GREAT in the playoffs, so.... forget it.
Cool full frontal creatives though! Gotta love the artists among us. (as you can tell, I missed the "jizzed in my pants" reference but who cares!!)
:)
duh
I like it when you write "gratuitous nudity" and when you "monkey finger" something.
Rated for showing 'dick' - even if it is orange.
Rated for showing 'dick' - even if it is orange.
ok, just watched the video and I've decided that for sure, I'm gay.
Karin, you need to watch the Jizz in my Pants video to truly understand the high comedic art and social satire of Puked in My Mouth.
Tregibbs, did you catch the first dick? It is unpainted and free styling in the second photo.
Tregibbs, did you catch the first dick? It is unpainted and free styling in the second photo.
Those naked cyclists are great! Where is that?
That was the GREATEST VIDEO OF ALL TIME.
I will have to ask my source. Believe it or not, I have other OSers emailing me gratuitous nudity now. This particular OSer sent me a dozen which was fortuitous. Searches for "nudity" and "puke" didn't turn up anything particularly worthy, so having these in reserve was handy.
Full frontal... cool.
Does everyone shave their privates but me?
The female form is better than any art. Artists can only hope to touch on it's beauty.
Blue hair on his head and none on his balls... where's his blue hair?
I hope he sanitizes his bike seat.
We men are knuckle dragging neanderthals... such is life.
Does everyone shave their privates but me?
The female form is better than any art. Artists can only hope to touch on it's beauty.
Blue hair on his head and none on his balls... where's his blue hair?
I hope he sanitizes his bike seat.
We men are knuckle dragging neanderthals... such is life.
These beat the stuffing out of my Eeyore's Birthday pics. Where do you think they find all the people to paint all those other people?
Glad to see you doing something that is just silly. I love the polka dotted woman, she looks like she is meditating on that bike
Hey, I just woke up and I thought the title said "Pucked". So glad it didn't involve that - that would have been tough first thing in the morning. Glad you spent some time to do something fun. You've been tireless in your effort to educate, inform, blast, obliterate torture. Enjoy...you deserve it and thanks for all that you are doing with the torture posts.
How did you get those videos of me when I was single? lol
On a sicker note, there are some guys who get off on girls puking and puking on them, not me.
BTW, where did the nude bike-riding parade take place?
On a sicker note, there are some guys who get off on girls puking and puking on them, not me.
BTW, where did the nude bike-riding parade take place?
Gads. It is best to watch that with earphones.
Behind Blue Eyes shares Gratuitous nudity.
Oy! Ay! Puck. How was your bike ride day?
BBE has tricycle rash. I'll e- mail Bag Balm!
Smear bee balm herb on itchy groin rashes.
Wow how memorable of a bike ride festival.
woe? No. No sit and cry or squat on seagull!
Bird. Oh poop on the naked bike rider head!
Maybe send a Get Well pumpkin pie snacks!
How was BBE's day? He need ointment bad!
Send Bag Balm moo-utter ointment pronto!
Behind Blue Eyes shares Gratuitous nudity.
Oy! Ay! Puck. How was your bike ride day?
BBE has tricycle rash. I'll e- mail Bag Balm!
Smear bee balm herb on itchy groin rashes.
Wow how memorable of a bike ride festival.
woe? No. No sit and cry or squat on seagull!
Bird. Oh poop on the naked bike rider head!
Maybe send a Get Well pumpkin pie snacks!
How was BBE's day? He need ointment bad!
Send Bag Balm moo-utter ointment pronto!
I just saw "I jizzed in my pants" and I must say at least the girls in that vid seem complimented. Andy Samburg is the new Weird Al only edgier.
These are great.
Thanks kiddo, we need some fun. Those little gals are just hellsa cute.
seriously funny. great response video to jizzed in my pants vid!
How'd I miss that? I must be getting old... but now I see it - the freestylin' unpainted, dick. Cool.
My, that's some tight spandex!
Monkeythumbed.
Monkeythumbed.
loved it!!
rated it!!
humming it in my head.
rated it!!
humming it in my head.
I wanted the other vid too . . .LOL . .this one actually made me want to puke.
Funny though!
Pawed.
Funny though!
Pawed.
OOOOOOOO!!!! That's my new favorite song! I'm going to go find it now. Ha ha ahahahaha....
That was hilarious. Rated for being hilarious. My partner's current favorite Youtube video is "I'm on a boat", kind of along the same line...
I like the way the boy in the picture with the woman and her two kids has his head in his hands...I can't even begin to imagine the indignities and torments this kid is going to suffer at school when word of this event gets out...oh, to be young again...
Or not. Rated!
Or not. Rated!
Check out the kid in the rickshaw hiding his eyes!
Glad to see such beautiful bodies parting the wind.
I do like the pics, BBE.
You ain't bad at all. It ain't torture to look at the body, clothed or not.
Those bikes are something else here.
rated for funny.
I do like the pics, BBE.
You ain't bad at all. It ain't torture to look at the body, clothed or not.
Those bikes are something else here.
rated for funny.
This is all wrong! I think your monkey finger just went in my mouth and then I puked! Hysterical video.
If I'm not ms.taken that chick in the rickshaw pic looks an awful lot like Cartouche.
a Quality post as always. I have an issue that I think needs to be addressed. The lovely lady with green body paint appears to be sporting a full bush. I really think body painters should be clean shaven. Now stepping down from my soapbox.
Notes from Joblessville checked in and these bike exhibitionists were pedaling in San Fransisco.
Notes sent me over a dozen and I chose these for many of the same reasons you guys have commented. The kid being embarrassed that his mom is publicly naked struck me. Ditto for the full green bush. Orange and blue are complementary colors and the black feather boa is hot. And if there wasn't some dick, I would get hate mail from the various OS proponents of dick who have sent hate mail in the past. You know who you are.
For those who think this video is funny - you really must check out the original. Keep your eyes open for the Sopranos chick.
Notes sent me over a dozen and I chose these for many of the same reasons you guys have commented. The kid being embarrassed that his mom is publicly naked struck me. Ditto for the full green bush. Orange and blue are complementary colors and the black feather boa is hot. And if there wasn't some dick, I would get hate mail from the various OS proponents of dick who have sent hate mail in the past. You know who you are.
For those who think this video is funny - you really must check out the original. Keep your eyes open for the Sopranos chick.
I needed a good laugh, BBE - and I didn't even need to puke in my mouth!
Okay, I really enjoyed the video so I'm off to look at more Jizz.
That guy in the yoga class is my worst nightmare.
That guy in the yoga class is my worst nightmare.
The rickshaw kids are in for a few years of therapy.
I hope those aren't rental bikes ....
That was a demented video. Who are those people?cool pictures.
Nobody does gratuitous nudity like you, BBE. Monkey fingered.
Nice stuff, BBE!
Take a peek at the Bay to Breakers race for similar 'Art.'
Cheers,
David
Take a peek at the Bay to Breakers race for similar 'Art.'
Cheers,
David
I clearly saw the dick.
Great video.
I need to get out more.
Great video.
I need to get out more.
I will never ever ever ever get on a bike naked...again.
If I believed in reincarnation I might like to be reborn as a bicycle seat. Rated for perfect purple points.
Man I love the female body. The male body, not so much. A woman on a mountain bike and bumpy road...Priceless
Man, BBE that video just slays me. Puke in my mouth is one of my favorite sayings. It really puts the "emPHAsis on the rigth sylLAble" of how something makes you feel. The Yoga shit just makes me laugh so hard I could cry. Mixed sex Yoga classes should be against the law. Now I'm in control of my urges, but I've been around some cats that were pure pervert and there to live vicariously, ahem, later when they got home. The ladies, I feel sorry for them and I'm sure they've "puked, in their mouths."
I'm about to place a Situations Wanted ad as a body painter for bicycle riders! Well, for females that is.
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